otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

(Source: thesnowinthedarkness)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(Source: chanhellnative)

zeram:

maozedung:

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve 

i almost spit everywhere

curious-andcuriouser: This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

(Source: teaandcultfilms)

mosoli: im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

 Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it

(Source: jenniferslawrences)

(Source: ki2clint)

(Source: lostinseclusion)

tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow